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This is not a cum towel - Anese
This is not a cum towel - Anese
This is not a cum towel - Anese

This is not a cum towel

$18.00
Description

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

FAQ

How effective is the product in achieving an acne-free, plump, and glowing butt?
Our products are designed for noticeable improvements in butt acne, plumpness, and a radiant glow. Many of our customers rave about transformative results, instilling confidence in their skincare journey.

What should I do if I don't see immediate results?
Patience is key in skincare journeys. Consistency is rewarded, and our customer service team is dedicated to supporting you. Your satisfaction is our priority.

How long does a product typically last with regular use?
The longevity of our product aligns with regular use. Check the product packaging for details, and feel confident that your purchase is an investment in lasting skincare benefits.

Are there any potential side effects I should be aware of?
While rare, we prioritize safety. Our formula is crafted with care, and it's advisable to perform a patch test. Rest assured, the majority of users experience positive results without any issues.

How can I determine if this product is suitable for my skin?
Customer reviews provide firsthand accounts of success stories. For a personalized approach, especially if you have specific skincare concerns, consulting with a skincare professional ensures confidence in your choice.

Is this product suitable for all skin types?
Yes, our inclusive formula caters to diverse skin types. Your confidence in our product is important, and for added assurance, dermatologist testing is done on every product.

This is not a cum towel

$18.00

Your Destination for Booty and Boob Skincare.

Anese has over 600,000 customers worldwide. Read some of our rave reviews from babes just like you.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rated 4.8/5 by 17,000+ Beautiful Babes

See the Results.

Major Difference in Thigh Stretch Marks - Anese

Major Difference in Thigh Stretch Marks

After 30 days of consistent use two times a week, there is a noticeable difference in the appearance of stretch marks on her thighs. She found That Booty Tho to be very effective...

The Booty Trio - Anese

The Booty Trio

See the Booty trio slay acne. 👀 Bumps, folliculitis, and KP, the trio can slay those too. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 28 reviews
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Heidi (Chandler, US)
Your location: Arizona
This product helped me with: Dryness, Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
Best towel ever

Nobody else is allowed to use this. This is not my cum towel. Don't worry I just use this soft washcloth to wipe my booty or boob mask off. It's soft and sassy...yes me but this review is for the towel.

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Robert Hagar (Bethlehem, US)
Your location: 18018
This product helped me with: Firming/plumping
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.

This is not a cum towel

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Cat Valadez (San Marcos, US)
Your location: San Marcos, CA
This product helped me with: Softness
Conclusion: Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.
So fun

This towel makes me laugh and that’s not something I can say about most towels. So much fun!

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ELLA LAWRENCE (Ramsgate, GB)
Brilliant

I bought the little “this is not a cum towel” flannel. Loved it and the delivery was true to statement.

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Rachel Cheslak (Duluth, US)
Perfect

Great gift for my FWB

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Jass (Fowler, US)
I love my cum towel I mean what ?

I love my not a cum towel I use it after my down with the thickness booty mask! Once I seen it on the site it was the first thing in my cart along with my the booty trio.

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Lisa
Cutest Addition to my Bathroom

Not only is this washcloth adorable, it is super soft and perfect for use with Down with the Thickness.

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Catherine Enos (Orlando, US)

This is not a cum towel

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Mia (Peoria, US)
It wasn't a cigar either.

But we all know what this is used for.

This towel is semi soft and goes through the wash with ease. You can tell me what it isn't, but we all know what it is.

In all realness, I wouldn't use this on my face due to texture. But for the rest of the body it is 👌 And yes, even those areas.

FAQ

Made by Anese, Designed for You

All of our products are made with premium and thoroughly sourced ingredients. Anese products are designed for our skin squad and their specific skin needs.

Cruelty Free

All of our products are tested on real life babes, we are completely cruelty free. 

Payment Methods

Anese accepts all major credit cards as well as Paypal, Apple Pay, Shop Pay and Afterpay.

Shipping

Fast shipping

Anese processes, packs and ships orders in 2-3 business days and shipped via UPS. Get free shipping on all orders over $75.

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Get in touch

We're available Mon-Fri 9am-6pm PST for all of your questions! Email us at help@anese.co or simply click chat to speak with an Anese team member.

About us

Woman Founded in 2016

Since 2016 when we first released our cult-favorite That Booty Tho scrub to now, we've always been about uplifting you and providing you with skincare that makes you feel like the best version of you.

Thousands of 5 Star Reviews

Babes love our products. Check out our reviews section to find out what they're saying.