• This is not a cum towel - Anese
  • This is not a cum towel - Anese
  • This is not a cum towel - Anese
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This is not a cum towel

Anese Merch

This is not a cum towel

$18.00
$18.00
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✈️ Estimated delivery: November 27 - December 02

A towel that is just as soft as it is sarcastic.

There was never a towel you needed as bad as this one. The perfect pair to your booty routine and a conversation piece at your next dinner party. 

What it does: Use to pat your booty dry before applying Cream Dream.

Why it's the best out there: 

  • I mean...read the title.
  • Ultra soft cotton towel in brown with pink stitching.
  • 15" x 16" towel with 4" wide stitching

Machine wash in cold water on delicate.

  • Clean Beauty
  • Fast Shipping
  • 30 Day Guarantee

The Results

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Consumer Results

96% of participants reported clearer, smoother-looking booty skin

98% of participants saw a visible reduction in body blemishes and texture

100% of participants noticed their skin appeared more even-toned and firm

Based on a 6-week consumer study with 48 participants using That Booty Tho and Down With The Thickness.

Ingredients

FAQ

Q: How effective is this product in achieving its promised results?
A: Our carefully crafted skincare elixir is designed for noticeable improvements in butt acne, plumpness, and a radiant glow. Many of our clients rave about transformative results, instilling confidence in their skincare journey.

Q: Are there any potential side effects I should be aware of?
A: While rare, we prioritize safety. Our formula is crafted with care, and it's advisable to perform a patch test. Rest assured, the majority of users experience positive results without any issues.

Q: Can you assure the safety of the ingredients used in the formula?
A: Absolutely. Our commitment to safety and efficacy is unwavering. The formula is expertly curated, but for personalized peace of mind, consulting with a dermatologist is always encouraged.

Q: How can I determine if this product is suitable for my skin?
A: Customer reviews provide firsthand accounts of success stories. For a personalized approach, especially if you have specific skincare concerns, consulting with a skincare professional ensures confidence in your choice.

Q: Is this product suitable for all skin types?
A: Yes, our inclusive formula caters to diverse skin types. Your confidence in our product is important, and for added assurance, dermatologist consultation is available to address any lingering uncertainties.

Q: Can I incorporate this product into my existing skincare routine?
A: Certainly. The versatility of our formula allows seamless integration into your routine. Should you desire personalized guidance, our skincare experts are here to ensure harmonious results.

Q: Is the product cruelty-free?
A: Absolutely. Our commitment to ethical practices includes being cruelty-free. Your confidence in making an ethically sound choice is integral to our mission.

Q: What should I do if I don't see immediate results?
A: Patience is key in skincare journeys. Consistency is rewarded, and our customer service team is dedicated to supporting you. Your satisfaction is our priority.

Q: How long does a product typically last with regular use?
A: The longevity of our product aligns with regular use. Check the product packaging for details, and feel confident that your purchase is an investment in lasting skincare benefits.

Q: Can I return the product if it doesn't meet my expectations?
A: Absolutely. We stand behind our product, and your satisfaction is our guarantee. Our customer service team is readily available to assist with any concerns, ensuring you feel confident throughout your skincare experience.

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